Friday, November 20, 2009
Guest Blogging: Zen and the Art of Fupa Maintenance by KSM
Hollywood's Hottest Secret is just that: a secret. It's not the cookie diet I hear so much about at 4 AM on basic cable. It's not the kinky shit Dakota Fanning likely gets into. It's the mystery around old Hollywood's strangely absent FUPAs. I was recently making a collage of my favorite Hollywood starlets- Ellen Burstyn, Maggie Smith, Shirley MacLaine- when I noticed. Even Dame Judi Dench, a woman who got back, keeps her Fupa skinny. I'm wondering if there is some exercise they're all in on? This could save middle America. And moreover, I'm wondering if the reason they keep themselves in such good shape is because they still need to strip naked to get a good part?