Must Find Karina

DAMN DIS **** WOK ALL MY FREINDZ HAV DIS AND IT LEAVES THERE HAIR THICK AND NOT PUFFY U SHOULD TRY IT BUT IT WORKS GOOOD DAMNNNNN BUY IT IT REALLY WORKS TRUST ME I HAVE IT AND WORKS FOR OVER 3 YEARS I HAD IT SINCE 2007 AND IT STLLL WORKS SO GET IT

Gimme

A little vulgarity never hurt anyone.

Sweet Nothings Necklace, $40

Bonadrag

This Dog Was Definitely a Confederate Soldier in its Last Life

Poor Bitch

Is anyone else feeling bad for this bitch Kika? Poor mama Shiba Inu has really been put through the ringer- only had fourteen months between her deliveries. That's barely enough time to repair stretch marks and get back her tankini-ready body. And on top of that, all eight of her boobs are on display for the world to see. Somebody please get this lady a stiff drink.

I'm still missin' you, boo

Ms. Richardson, If You're Nasty

Well I guess we now understand where flannel-spokesman/photographer Terry Richardson gets his taste for waify women with crazy hair and bad teeth.

His Mom.

There's more to be found on his new photo diary website, where you can see that Terry fancies supermodels, posing with celebs, lunch at Balthazar and jet-setting to St. Barth's. Kinda hard to blame the guy, I guess.

Things I Don't Want.

Knitted Placenta, $7

Etsy

Knitted Uterus, $10

Etsy

Ah, Youth.

Anyone else remember the good ol' days of the internet? I spent warm afternoons in the Fall of 2003 changing my college roommates desktop background to tubgirl. Sigh.

Truth.

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Craigslist

I'd really appreciate it if someone could please explain this Craigslist posting to me.

Will Michael Cera Ever Finish Going Through Puberty?

Now, I know he's Canadian and probably has had little sun exposure, but seriously, Michael Cera seems incapable of aging past 15 1/2 years old. According to some sources, Michael is 21 years old, but it's simply not believable. Perhaps he is holding out so he can play young George Michael if the Arrested Development movie ever gets made. Maybe some studio executives put him up to this so he could corner the awkward tween market for life. OR maybe he's just drinking the same kool-aid as his semi-girlfriend Charlyne Yi (from that god awful Paper Heart movie.) Regardless, George Michael has got some 'splaining to do. Whatever he's doing works and needs to be marketed to aging women immediately.

Daphne Guinness, I want to be you

Daughter of a Baron, muse of Karl & Marc, gold digger extraordinaire: O, Daphne Guinness, I adore you.