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And now I'm craving a Clowndog

Things I Don't Understand: Shave the Baby

Thank God we have HuffPo to unveil the real hard hitting news.

I mean we all have to learn how to shave our hair suspenders at some point- might as well practice on a doll.

Thanks, Mix.

Mess With a Good Thing

The Original

And my most favorite knock-offs

Is that a McDowell's bag?

My Cat Wears Tupac Shoes

Today's best Craiglist For Free posting:

Upcoming Date/Wedding/Bar Mitzvah/Urb Awards?
Ironic hipster? 12 year-old from the suburbs?

Need a forever home for one pair of (size unknown) Tupac sneakers. Left in home by drunkard ex roommate. Some suspicious matter compressed in left heel.

Will be in street after rain stops.
Email for details.

Ambitionz a ridah.

Women I Admire

Petunia, Pete & Pete

Gimme

Kiki De Montparnasse,

$350 for the set, Net-A-Porter.com

Where We Ride On Them Things Like Everyday

Don't get me wrong. I love me a some good Zebra. Girl, let me tell you... Fruit Stripe Gum? I'm there. But on the downtown connecter in Atlanta? Don't think so. Besides, this zebra doesn't even come with free fake tattoos.

Ke$ha

Ad from House and Garden Magazine, 1961

My Top 10 Karaoke Songs

Karaoke should never be pretentious. No Kate Bush and no Joy Division.

1. Mariah Carey - Always Be My Baby

2. Alanis Morisette - You Oughta Know

3. Jennifer Lopez featuring Ja Rule - I'm Real (Remix)

4. Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone

5. Liz Phair - H.W.C.

6. Stevie Nicks - Edge of Seventeen

7. Hole - Violet
Bonus: You can blame all of your bad behavior on just being really good at impersonating Courtney Love

8. Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta

9. Deniece Williams - Let's Hear It For The Boy

10. En Vogue - Never Gonna Get It

Ode to Ice Cream by Vada Sultenfuss

I like ice cream a whole lot/It tastes good on days that are hot/On a cone or in a dish/This will be my only wish/Vanilla, chocolate, rocky road/Even with pie, a la mode.

Never 4get U, Thomas J.

The Most Ridiculous Tattoo Ever

Because Vonnegut is so 1922-2007.

I do not have testicles.

My hair lady recommended that I use Gold Bond to keep my bangs from getting dirty. Help! I feel pervy and would simply die if someone saw this in my bathroom and assumed I had testicles.

New Yorkers, This Is Not Acceptable

Cowboy rainboots. Hideous. Pick a theme and stick with it. There is no reason that I should've seen two different people wearing these this morning. Now, that's not to say that cows and rain are mutually exclusive, but at least on the Q train they are.

Here are some better ways to spend $69:

1) 35 Chik-Fil-A chicken biscuits

2) 11 bargain bin DVD's from Duane Reade

3) 39 Momofuku Milk Bar Cereal Cookies

4) .03 Balenciaga Biker Jacket

Everytime a New Yorker wears cowboy rainboots, LA wins a little. We've got to think big picture here.