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And now I'm craving a Clowndog

Things I Don't Understand: Shave the Baby

Thank God we have HuffPo to unveil the real hard hitting news.

I mean we all have to learn how to shave our hair suspenders at some point- might as well practice on a doll.

Thanks, Mix.

Mess With a Good Thing

The Original

And my most favorite knock-offs

Is that a McDowell's bag?

My Cat Wears Tupac Shoes

Today's best Craiglist For Free posting:

Upcoming Date/Wedding/Bar Mitzvah/Urb Awards?
Ironic hipster? 12 year-old from the suburbs?

Need a forever home for one pair of (size unknown) Tupac sneakers. Left in home by drunkard ex roommate. Some suspicious matter compressed in left heel.

Will be in street after rain stops.
Email for details.

Ambitionz a ridah.

Women I Admire

Petunia, Pete & Pete

Gimme

Kiki De Montparnasse,

$350 for the set, Net-A-Porter.com

Where We Ride On Them Things Like Everyday

Don't get me wrong. I love me a some good Zebra. Girl, let me tell you... Fruit Stripe Gum? I'm there. But on the downtown connecter in Atlanta? Don't think so. Besides, this zebra doesn't even come with free fake tattoos.