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Ironic hipster? 12 year-old from the suburbs?
Need a forever home for one pair of (size unknown) Tupac sneakers. Left in home by drunkard ex roommate. Some suspicious matter compressed in left heel.
Will be in street after rain stops.
Email for details.
Ambitionz a ridah.